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Lloyd Stellar's Homepage: Free Music Tools, Retro Games, a Wunderkammer and Electro Music

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HOLO-SCAN 01/02 // ROLAND SH-101
AZ 000.0°
DIM 570 × 311 × 80 MM // 4.1 KG
32 KEYS F1-C4 // DRAG TO SPIN

Vector scan of the Roland SH-101, the monophonic synthesizer behind countless electro basslines. Rendered the way 1982 imagined the future.

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October 9, 2026

New Tool: Lloyd's Sample Maker - Turn a Jam into a Sample Pack

New under Tools: Lloyd's Sample Maker, a free Max for Live device for Ableton Live 12. Put it on a track, press Record, jam for a while on your synths and drum machines, press Record again, and it cuts the take into one shots or loops. Listen, press Save or Skip, and every saved sound lands in your sample pack folder as a 24-bit WAV with a clean name and a number.

I made it for myself, because making sample packs was always a chore: record, export, trim, name, number, move the file to the right folder, keep a list of what was done. Now the device does that while I play. It is built around my own way of working, so you have to like my way. If you do, it is yours for free, with a six-page manual.

Six sound types (Drums, Synth, FX, Vocal, Drum loop, Synth loop), note detection for synth one shots, loops in whole bars at Live's tempo with the BPM in the file name, and a memory that survives switching Live Sets, so one pack can come from many tracks. You need Live 12 Suite, or Live 12 Standard with Max for Live, on Windows or Mac.

Start here: Lloyd's Sample Maker, or read the manual first.

October 7, 2026

New Game: The Alicorn Wireless - Voices in the Static

New in Lloyd's Wunderkammer: The Alicorn Wireless. Every old cabinet of curiosities had a unicorn horn, and nearly all of them were narwhal tusks. This one is wound with copper wire and wired to a valve radio with one big knob. Turn it and search the hiss for the signals people have heard in radio noise since 1876: lightning that whistles, a star that ticks, spies reading out numbers, the Wow! signal, and the voices some listeners believed came from the dead. Free, no account, nothing stored.

There are twenty-eight stations on the dial, each at the frequency where its story happened and each with its source: Friedrich Jürgenson at 1485 kilocycles, the Lincolnshire Poacher, Sputnik, Jupiter, the first pulsar, the hydrogen line. Some keep hours. The dawn chorus only sings in the early morning, the Sun only by day, and Jupiter only when its moon Io is in the right place, all worked out from your own clock. The Wow! signal comes once, and never again.

Below the last turn of the dial there is no radio at all, only five wax cylinders from 1888 to 1890, among them Florence Nightingale asking to be remembered by her voice. My own station is on the dial too, at 826 kilocycles: Hilversum. Whatever you hear can be saved as a 24-bit WAV to use in your own tracks.

Start here: The Alicorn Wireless. It lives under the menu Curiosa, Lloyd's Wunderkammer.

October 6, 2026

New Game: The Brazen Head - A Talking Oracle from 1594

Next to the Scriptorium in Lloyd's Wunderkammer now stands a head of brass: The Brazen Head. It is the scene from Robert Greene's play of 1594: Friar Bacon has watched his talking head for sixty days and has fallen asleep, and you are his servant Miles, with a bell. Ask a question, keep watch, and ring the moment the head speaks. Miss it three times and you will see why the play is remembered. Free, no account, nothing stored.

The vault is drawn by your graphics card as an engraving, line by line, and the shadows move when the draught catches the candle. Only the flame and the eyes of the head have colour. The head speaks with the voice of S.A.M., the speech program from 1982 that the terminal's vocoder command also uses, pushed through resonators that open and close with its jaw. Every answer is a quotation from an old book: Nostradamus in the English of 1672, Mother Shipton, the proverbs John Heywood collected in 1546, the spirits of John Dee, and after midnight Reginald Scot's Discoverie of Witchcraft.

Wake the friar in time and a drawer slides out of the pedestal. The head becomes a vocoder with twenty bands and three carriers that you play with the mouse, a finger or a computer keyboard laid out like a tracker, and you can save a take as a 24-bit WAV to use in your own tracks. A broken head stays broken until you work the bellows and cast a new one, and every new head carries one more seam.

Start here: The Brazen Head. It lives under the menu Curiosa, Lloyd's Wunderkammer, next to the Scriptorium.

Welcome to Lloyd Stellar's Homepage

I miss the web of the 1990s. Back then you built a homepage, as we called it, because you could. You put your hobbies on it, a page about your synthesizer or your cat, a guestbook, a blinking "under construction" sign, and that was the whole plan. No login, no newsletter popup, no cookie wall, nobody harvesting your data. You clicked around and found things.

This site is my attempt to keep that feeling alive. I make electro as Lloyd Stellar, and everything here grew out of the things I like: drum machines, synthesizers, old computers, retro games and strange books. The online TR-808 runs in your browser. Spin Doctor turns a track and a cover into a spinning record video. The Lasers plugins are free VST3 effects. The Bowie Lyrics Cutter cuts poems into paper strips.

There is also a Commodore 64 loaded with music software, five arcade games with a worldwide hall of fame, and Lloyd's Wunderkammer, a cabinet of curiosities by candlelight with a talking head of brass, a ghost radio, forgotten alphabets and my investigation into the Voynich manuscript.

Everything is free and stays free. No accounts, no tracking beyond basic visitor statistics, nothing for sale except, if you want one, a t-shirt from Lloyd's Shirt Lab. Have a look around. That is what a homepage is for.

Available Tools

Seven free tools for making music and promoting it, no account needed. The overview with platform facts, formats and an FAQ per tool is on Lloyd's Music Tools.

Lloyd's Lasers VST3 Plugin

Laser effect visualization for Lloyd's Lasers VST3 Plugin

A VST3 plugin with laser-inspired effects for electro music production

Explore Lloyd's Lasers VST3 Plugin

Lloyd Stellar: More Lasers

Lloyd Stellar: More Lasers VST3 plugin interface with generator, comb filter and effects

A free VST3 laser and zap generator for Windows, with a comb filter that can overdrive plus chorus, delay and reverb

Explore More Lasers (Windows)

Lloyd's Sample Maker

Lloyd's Sample Maker Max for Live device in Ableton Live: the waveform of a recorded kick with the drum type buttons, and a drum loop of 2 bars

A free Max for Live device for Ableton Live 12: record a jam, let it cut the take into one shots and loops, and save named 24-bit WAVs straight into your sample pack

Explore Lloyd's Sample Maker

Lloyd's Online TR-808 Drum Machine

Screenshot of Lloyd's Online TR-808 Drum Machine interface with drum pads and sequencer

A browser-based recreation of the legendary Roland TR-808 drum machine

Try It Now

Lloyd's Spin Doctor

Screenshot of Lloyd's Spin Doctor vinyl video creator tool

Create vinyl videos of your music releases for Instagram, TikTok and other social media

Try It Now

Bowie Lyrics Cutter

Bowie Lyrics Cutter: paper strips with phrases from poems laid out in lines on a green cutting mat

Write lyrics with the cut-up technique David Bowie used: cut poems, your notes or a PDF into paper strips and drag them into new lines

Start Cutting

Lloyd's Shirt Lab Merchandise

Lloyd's Shirt Lab Etsy shop with vintage synthesizer t-shirts and merchandise

Vintage synthesizer t-shirts, hoodies and more. Official Lloyd Stellar, LDI Records and CDI merch available.

Visit Shop

Lloyd's Wunderkammer: a Cabinet of Curiosities

Next to the retro computer stands a room from around 1650: Lloyd's Wunderkammer, an online cabinet of curiosities by candlelight. Six pieces so far, each built on real history with its sources, each free and without an account. Best viewed by candlelight.

Lloyd's Scriptorium

A sheet of parchment on a writing desk with a text written in Theban letters by a quill, a vermilion initial and a wax seal

A writing desk from 1530: your words written by a quill in Theban, Enochian, Elder Futhark, Tengwar and six more scripts, with sigils, magic squares and ciphers

Open the Scriptorium

The Brazen Head

An engraved vault at night: a head of brass with glowing eyes on an oak pedestal, Friar Bacon asleep over his table beside a candle

A talking oracle after Robert Greene's play of 1594: keep watch over Friar Bacon's head of brass and ring the bell the moment it speaks

Keep Watch

The Alicorn Wireless

A narwhal tusk wound with copper wire beside a walnut valve radio with a glowing spiral dial, by candlelight

A ghost radio: a narwhal tusk wound with copper wire feeds a valve receiver with 29 stations from radio history, the Wow! signal included

Tune the Radio

The Two-Headed Boy

A tall jar of golden spirit on a velvet-covered shelf by candlelight with a small two-headed boy asleep inside, crowned with dried flowers and shells

A specimen jar by candlelight, an ode to Jeff Mangum and Neutral Milk Hotel: strike a match, tap the glass, and something taps back

Tap the Glass

The Garden of Earthly Delights

A detail of Hieronymus Bosch's triptych The Garden of Earthly Delights in a carved frame

Walk into Bosch's painting: a deep-zoom viewer on the 30,000-pixel photograph, 81 scenes explained with their sources, six tours and an owl hunt

Open the Wings

The Book Nobody Can Read

A page of the Voynich manuscript with plants and unreadable script

My statistical investigation of the Voynich manuscript: what the numbers say about the most famous book nobody can read, with the paper as a PDF

Read the Investigation

Free Retro Games

Take a break from producing and play something. Free browser games, no downloads, no accounts, just insert coin. Every game has a worldwide hall of fame, so bring your best. The overview with controls and live top scores is Lloyd's Future Arcade.

808 Defender

808 Defender rhythm game with red, orange, yellow and white TR-808 step buttons marching down four lanes

A rhythm game built on a real TR-808: rogue step buttons march down on the beat and you may only fire on the quarter note

Play Now

Stellar Singularity

Stellar Singularity merge game with glowing celestial bodies stacked in a gravity well

A sci-fi merge game: drop celestial bodies into the gravity well and fuse them from stardust all the way up to a black hole

Play Now

Stellar Invaders (1982)

Stellar Invaders gameplay with cyan phosphor invaders, bunkers and laser cannon

Early-80s Space Invaders as it ran on the first IBM PC, playable in your browser with phosphor afterglow and PC speaker sound

Play Now

Patch Bay

Patch Bay block stacking game: synth modules with knobs, jacks and LEDs mounted in a Eurorack case with patch cables

A block stacking game inside a Eurorack rack: mount synth modules, close signal paths, dodge the magic smoke, and unlock skins and soundbanks with your voltage

Play Now

2048 Override

2048 Override puzzle game: glowing hardware tiles on a 4 by 4 grid inside a green phosphor CRT terminal with a trace meter

2048 against a rogue AI: slide and fuse data signals on a hacked CRT terminal, dodge the trace, purge corrupted nodes and overload the core with a 2048-bit pulse

Play Now