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HOLO-SCAN 01/02 // ROLAND SH-101
AZ 000.0°
DIM 570 × 311 × 80 MM // 4.1 KG
32 KEYS F1-C4 // DRAG TO SPIN

Vector scan of the Roland SH-101, the monophonic synthesizer behind countless electro basslines. Rendered the way 1982 imagined the future.

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October 6, 2026

New Game: The Brazen Head - A Talking Oracle from 1594

Next to the Scriptorium in Lloyd's Wunderkammer now stands a head of brass: The Brazen Head. It is the scene from Robert Greene's play of 1594: Friar Bacon has watched his talking head for sixty days and has fallen asleep, and you are his servant Miles, with a bell. Ask a question, keep watch, and ring the moment the head speaks. Miss it three times and you will see why the play is remembered. Free, no account, nothing stored.

The vault is drawn by your graphics card as an engraving, line by line, and the shadows move when the draught catches the candle. Only the flame and the eyes of the head have colour. The head speaks with the voice of S.A.M., the speech program from 1982 that the terminal's vocoder command also uses, pushed through resonators that open and close with its jaw. Every answer is a quotation from an old book: Nostradamus in the English of 1672, Mother Shipton, the proverbs John Heywood collected in 1546, the spirits of John Dee, and after midnight Reginald Scot's Discoverie of Witchcraft.

Wake the friar in time and a drawer slides out of the pedestal. The head becomes a vocoder with twenty bands and three carriers that you play with the mouse, a finger or a computer keyboard laid out like a tracker, and you can save a take as a 24-bit WAV to use in your own tracks. A broken head stays broken until you work the bellows and cast a new one, and every new head carries one more seam.

Start here: The Brazen Head. It lives under the menu Curiosa, Lloyd's Wunderkammer, next to the Scriptorium.

October 6, 2026

New Tool: Lloyd's Scriptorium - Write in Forgotten Alphabets

A new corner on the site, and a new desk in it: Lloyd's Scriptorium. Type a sentence and a quill writes it out in iron gall ink in one of nine historical scripts: the Theban "witches' alphabet" of 1518, the three angelic alphabets Agrippa printed in 1533, the secret letters of Hildegard von Bingen, the Enochian of John Dee, runes, ogham, and a Voynichese that nobody can read. Free, no account, nothing stored.

The desk has four tabs. Transcribe writes your words in one of the nine scripts, with the Latin under each word and a tilde over any sign the script does not have. Sigil takes a wish, strikes out the vowels and the repeated letters the way Austin Osman Spare described it around 1913, and traces what is left in one line over a letter wheel, the method of the Golden Dawn's Rose Cross: arcs along a ring, straight lines between rings. Square turns a name into numbers with Agrippa's Latin table and draws the line those numbers make over one of his seven planetary magic squares, Saturn to the Moon. Cipher enciphers a message on Alberti's disc of 1467, the tabula recta of Trithemius or the Vigenère square, and folds it into a sealed letter: a link with a wax seal that the receiver breaks to read the message. The letter lives in the link, there is no database.

Everything on the page is documented history, down to the library that keeps the original plate, and none of it is presented as working magic. I do not believe in any of it; I like the look of it, and the Bosch-era mood of the whole thing fits the music. Three exports: the full folio as a PNG, the ink alone as an SVG for a sleeve or a shirt, and a banner for a post. The wax seal is on by default and can be switched off.

Start here: Lloyd's Scriptorium. It lives under the menu Curiosa, Lloyd's Wunderkammer, next to the Voynich investigation.

October 4, 2026

New Tool: Bowie Lyrics Cutter - Cut-Up Lyrics on a Workbench

A new tool in the box: the Bowie Lyrics Cutter. It does what David Bowie did on a hotel floor in 1974: cut text into strips, shuffle them and glue a lyric together from the pieces. Poems from the public domain, your own notes or a PDF, all cut up in your browser. Free, no account.

You put up to five texts on the bench: a poem from PoetryDB (Shakespeare, Dickinson, Poe, Blake, Whitman and about a hundred more poets, with 232 poems built in for when the database is down), something you type yourself, or a TXT, PDF or DOCX file that is read inside your browser. Press Cut up and the scissors slice everything into phrases of two to five words, cut between noun groups, verb groups and prepositions, so you get "under the moonlight" and "eats a lot of pie" instead of loose words or whole sentences. Every strip is a piece of paper with the right typeface for where it came from: old book type for the poems, a typewriter for your own notes, with a sliver of the neighbouring lines showing at the cut edge.

Then you dig. Search the pile for a word, shuffle it, or deal a random line onto the mat. Drag a strip between two others and they shift aside; drop it below the last line for a new one. When the lyric is there, export it as text, as a picture of the mat, or save the whole project as JSON to pick up later. It works on a phone too, held sideways, with a fullscreen mode.

Start here: Bowie Lyrics Cutter. The page also tells the story of the technique, from Tristan Tzara's Dada recipe through Burroughs and Gysin to Bowie's Verbasizer.

Welcome to Lloyd Stellar's Homepage

I miss the web of the 1990s. Back then you built a homepage, as we called it, because you could. You put your hobbies on it, a page about your synthesizer or your cat, a guestbook, a blinking "under construction" sign, and that was the whole plan. No login, no newsletter popup, no cookie wall, nobody harvesting your data. You clicked around and found things.

This site is my attempt to keep that feeling alive. I make electro as Lloyd Stellar, and everything here grew out of the things I like: drum machines, synthesizers, old computers, retro games and strange books. The online TR-808 runs in your browser. Spin Doctor turns a track and a cover into a spinning record video. The Lasers plugins are free VST3 effects. The Bowie Lyrics Cutter cuts poems into paper strips.

There is also a Commodore 64 loaded with music software, five arcade games with a worldwide hall of fame, and my investigation into the Voynich manuscript.

Everything is free and stays free. No accounts, no tracking beyond basic visitor statistics, nothing for sale except, if you want one, a t-shirt from Lloyd's Shirt Lab. Have a look around. That is what a homepage is for.

Available Tools

Six free tools for making music and promoting it, no account needed. The overview with platform facts, formats and an FAQ per tool is on Lloyd's Music Tools.

Lloyd's Lasers VST3 Plugin

Laser effect visualization for Lloyd's Lasers VST3 Plugin

A VST3 plugin with laser-inspired effects for electro music production

Explore Lloyd's Lasers VST3 Plugin

Lloyd Stellar: More Lasers

Lloyd Stellar: More Lasers VST3 plugin interface with generator, comb filter and effects

A free VST3 laser and zap generator for Windows, with a comb filter that can overdrive plus chorus, delay and reverb

Explore More Lasers (Windows)

Lloyd's Online TR-808 Drum Machine

Screenshot of Lloyd's Online TR-808 Drum Machine interface with drum pads and sequencer

A browser-based recreation of the legendary Roland TR-808 drum machine

Try It Now

Lloyd's Spin Doctor

Screenshot of Lloyd's Spin Doctor vinyl video creator tool

Create vinyl videos of your music releases for Instagram, TikTok and other social media

Try It Now

Bowie Lyrics Cutter

Bowie Lyrics Cutter: paper strips with phrases from poems laid out in lines on a green cutting mat

Write lyrics with the cut-up technique David Bowie used: cut poems, your notes or a PDF into paper strips and drag them into new lines

Start Cutting

Lloyd's Shirt Lab Merchandise

Lloyd's Shirt Lab Etsy shop with vintage synthesizer t-shirts and merchandise

Vintage synthesizer t-shirts, hoodies and more. Official Lloyd Stellar, LDI Records and CDI merch available.

Visit Shop

Free Retro Games

Take a break from producing and play something. Free browser games, no downloads, no accounts, just insert coin. Every game has a worldwide hall of fame, so bring your best. The overview with controls and live top scores is Lloyd's Future Arcade.

808 Defender

808 Defender rhythm game with red, orange, yellow and white TR-808 step buttons marching down four lanes

A rhythm game built on a real TR-808: rogue step buttons march down on the beat and you may only fire on the quarter note

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Stellar Singularity

Stellar Singularity merge game with glowing celestial bodies stacked in a gravity well

A sci-fi merge game: drop celestial bodies into the gravity well and fuse them from stardust all the way up to a black hole

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Stellar Invaders (1982)

Stellar Invaders gameplay with cyan phosphor invaders, bunkers and laser cannon

Early-80s Space Invaders as it ran on the first IBM PC, playable in your browser with phosphor afterglow and PC speaker sound

Play Now

Patch Bay

Patch Bay block stacking game: synth modules with knobs, jacks and LEDs mounted in a Eurorack case with patch cables

A block stacking game inside a Eurorack rack: mount synth modules, close signal paths, dodge the magic smoke, and unlock skins and soundbanks with your voltage

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2048 Override

2048 Override puzzle game: glowing hardware tiles on a 4 by 4 grid inside a green phosphor CRT terminal with a trace meter

2048 against a rogue AI: slide and fuse data signals on a hacked CRT terminal, dodge the trace, purge corrupted nodes and overload the core with a 2048-bit pulse

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