Lloyd Stellar's Homepage: Free Music Tools, Retro Games, a Wunderkammer and Electro Music
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Vector scan of the Roland SH-101, the monophonic synthesizer behind countless electro basslines. Rendered the way 1982 imagined the future.
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New Tool: Lloyd's Sample Maker - Turn a Jam into a Sample Pack
New under Tools: Lloyd's Sample Maker, a free Max for Live device for Ableton Live 12. Put it on a track, press Record, jam for a while on your synths and drum machines, press Record again, and it cuts the take into one shots or loops. Listen, press Save or Skip, and every saved sound lands in your sample pack folder as a 24-bit WAV with a clean name and a number.
New Game: The Alicorn Wireless - Voices in the Static
New in Lloyd's Wunderkammer: The Alicorn Wireless. Every old cabinet of curiosities had a unicorn horn, and nearly all of them were narwhal tusks. This one is wound with copper wire and wired to a valve radio with one big knob. Turn it and search the hiss for the signals people have heard in radio noise since 1876: lightning that whistles, a star that ticks, spies reading out numbers, the Wow! signal, and the voices some listeners believed came from the dead. Free, no account, nothing stored.
New Game: The Brazen Head - A Talking Oracle from 1594
Next to the Scriptorium in Lloyd's Wunderkammer now stands a head of brass: The Brazen Head. It is the scene from Robert Greene's play of 1594: Friar Bacon has watched his talking head for sixty days and has fallen asleep, and you are his servant Miles, with a bell. Ask a question, keep watch, and ring the moment the head speaks. Miss it three times and you will see why the play is remembered. Free, no account, nothing stored.
Older news: the full news archive, from the online Commodore 64 to the latest EP.
Welcome to Lloyd Stellar's Homepage
I miss the web of the 1990s. Back then you built a homepage, as we called it, because you could. You put your hobbies on it, a page about your synthesizer or your cat, a guestbook, a blinking "under construction" sign, and that was the whole plan. No login, no newsletter popup, no cookie wall, nobody harvesting your data. You clicked around and found things.
This site is my attempt to keep that feeling alive. I make electro as Lloyd Stellar, and everything here grew out of the things I like: drum machines, synthesizers, old computers, retro games and strange books. The online TR-808 runs in your browser. Spin Doctor turns a track and a cover into a spinning record video. The Lasers plugins are free VST3 effects. The Bowie Lyrics Cutter cuts poems into paper strips.
There is also a Commodore 64 loaded with music software, five arcade games with a worldwide hall of fame, and Lloyd's Wunderkammer, a cabinet of curiosities by candlelight with a talking head of brass, a ghost radio, forgotten alphabets and my investigation into the Voynich manuscript.
Everything is free and stays free. No accounts, no tracking beyond basic visitor statistics, nothing for sale except, if you want one, a t-shirt from Lloyd's Shirt Lab. Have a look around. That is what a homepage is for.
Available Tools
Seven free tools for making music and promoting it, no account needed. The overview with platform facts, formats and an FAQ per tool is on Lloyd's Music Tools.
Lloyd's Lasers VST3 Plugin
A VST3 plugin with laser-inspired effects for electro music production
Explore Lloyd's Lasers VST3 PluginLloyd Stellar: More Lasers
A free VST3 laser and zap generator for Windows, with a comb filter that can overdrive plus chorus, delay and reverb
Explore More Lasers (Windows)Lloyd's Sample Maker
A free Max for Live device for Ableton Live 12: record a jam, let it cut the take into one shots and loops, and save named 24-bit WAVs straight into your sample pack
Explore Lloyd's Sample MakerLloyd's Online TR-808 Drum Machine
A browser-based recreation of the legendary Roland TR-808 drum machine
Try It NowLloyd's Spin Doctor
Create vinyl videos of your music releases for Instagram, TikTok and other social media
Try It NowBowie Lyrics Cutter
Write lyrics with the cut-up technique David Bowie used: cut poems, your notes or a PDF into paper strips and drag them into new lines
Start CuttingLloyd's Shirt Lab Merchandise
Vintage synthesizer t-shirts, hoodies and more. Official Lloyd Stellar, LDI Records and CDI merch available.
Visit ShopLloyd's Wunderkammer: a Cabinet of Curiosities
Next to the retro computer stands a room from around 1650: Lloyd's Wunderkammer, an online cabinet of curiosities by candlelight. Six pieces so far, each built on real history with its sources, each free and without an account. Best viewed by candlelight.
Lloyd's Scriptorium
A writing desk from 1530: your words written by a quill in Theban, Enochian, Elder Futhark, Tengwar and six more scripts, with sigils, magic squares and ciphers
Open the ScriptoriumThe Brazen Head
A talking oracle after Robert Greene's play of 1594: keep watch over Friar Bacon's head of brass and ring the bell the moment it speaks
Keep WatchThe Alicorn Wireless
A ghost radio: a narwhal tusk wound with copper wire feeds a valve receiver with 29 stations from radio history, the Wow! signal included
Tune the RadioThe Two-Headed Boy
A specimen jar by candlelight, an ode to Jeff Mangum and Neutral Milk Hotel: strike a match, tap the glass, and something taps back
Tap the GlassThe Garden of Earthly Delights
Walk into Bosch's painting: a deep-zoom viewer on the 30,000-pixel photograph, 81 scenes explained with their sources, six tours and an owl hunt
Open the WingsThe Book Nobody Can Read
My statistical investigation of the Voynich manuscript: what the numbers say about the most famous book nobody can read, with the paper as a PDF
Read the InvestigationFree Retro Games
Take a break from producing and play something. Free browser games, no downloads, no accounts, just insert coin. Every game has a worldwide hall of fame, so bring your best. The overview with controls and live top scores is Lloyd's Future Arcade.
808 Defender
A rhythm game built on a real TR-808: rogue step buttons march down on the beat and you may only fire on the quarter note
Play NowStellar Singularity
A sci-fi merge game: drop celestial bodies into the gravity well and fuse them from stardust all the way up to a black hole
Play NowStellar Invaders (1982)
Early-80s Space Invaders as it ran on the first IBM PC, playable in your browser with phosphor afterglow and PC speaker sound
Play NowPatch Bay
A block stacking game inside a Eurorack rack: mount synth modules, close signal paths, dodge the magic smoke, and unlock skins and soundbanks with your voltage
Play Now2048 Override
2048 against a rogue AI: slide and fuse data signals on a hacked CRT terminal, dodge the trace, purge corrupted nodes and overload the core with a 2048-bit pulse
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